Different Elf

Different Elf desperately looked for a stretchman to cuddle. One might say this is a fairly curious thing to do, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman is the thing that was chosen.

Different Elf looked for a bottle of beer that they would worship. This seems an astonishing thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, epic. A bottle of beer would be the item chosen.

Different Elf always carried a pint of beer that they would occasionally drop. It should be a fairly original suggestion, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer would be the item that was selected.

Different Elf carried a set of lego that they would occasionally sleep with. It is a fairly unusual approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a set of lego is the item to select.

Different Elf needed a sack of potatoes that they liked to demolish. One might find this to be a fairly bizarre approach to life, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

Different Elf looked for a crown that they sometimes break. It was considered to be a new activity, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected it was fun. Strangely, a crown is the item to select.