My Bum Loving Elf

My Bum Loving Elf always kept a toilet brush to drop. One might consider this to be a fairly curious idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the thing that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Elf often carried a computer to throw. It should be an odd thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a computer would be the thing that was selected.

My Bum Loving Elf always had with them a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a strange proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the chosen item.

My Bum Loving Elf desperately needed a stapler to try to nail to the wall. It might be a weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a stapler would be the item that was chosen.

My Bum Loving Elf needed a pint of beer to sit and look at. It would have been a weird and wonderful activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the item opted for.

My Bum Loving Elf searched for a pint of cider to throw. This seems a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider was the chosen item.