His Ugly Elf

His Ugly Elf needed a cucumber to try to balance on their head. This seems to be a new suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber was the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Elf always carried a crown to share. This is certainly a funny proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was exciting. Bizarrely, a crown is the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Elf carried a stapler that they would often demolish. This seems a weird and wonderful action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a stapler was the thing that was selected.

His Ugly Elf carried a can of coke that they would eat. One might find this to be a fairly curious thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a can of coke being the thing selected.

His Ugly Elf needed a computer that they liked to put down their trousers. It was a surprising thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a computer is the thing that was chosen.

His Ugly Elf looked for a bottle of coke that they would sometimes cuddle. This seems a fairly weird exercise, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be fun. Who would have thought, a bottle of coke is the thing that was chosen.