The Bewildered Elf

The Bewildered Elf desired a cheese grater to try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly peculiar activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was amazing. Strangely, a cheese grater is the thing to choose.

The Bewildered Elf had a bat that they would sometimes experiment on. One might find this to be an exciting suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is spectacular. A bat is the item that was chosen.

The Bewildered Elf desperately searched for a can of Dr Pepper that they sometimes drop. It might be a fairly strange action, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is out of this world. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper was the chosen item.

The Bewildered Elf searched for a spade that they liked to experiment on. It was considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was spectacular. A spade would be the thing that was opted for.

The Bewildered Elf always had with them a cheese grater that they would often experiment on. One might consider this to be an unusual exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was exciting. Who would have thought, a cheese grater was the item that was opted for.

The Bewildered Elf looked for a Harry Potter wand to break. It should be an original undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand having that done to it