The Boring Elf

The Boring Elf often carried a chocolate bar that they would often put in the bath with him. One might say this is a fairly different action, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was sublime. Remarkably, a chocolate bar being the item opted for.

The Boring Elf carried a chocolate bar that they would occasionally drop. This seems a curious idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was epic. A chocolate bar being the thing selected.

The Boring Elf desperately wanted a CD player that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was considered to be a fairly strange thing to do, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was epic. A CD player is the thing to choose.

The Boring Elf desperately needed a custard pie that they would often try to balance on their head. It is considered to be a fairly original action, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a custard pie being the thing opted for.

The Boring Elf desperately looked for a bag of poop that they would sleep with. This seems to be a fairly different exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was spectacular. You wouldnt have imagined, a bag of poop being the item selected.

The Boring Elf often carried a stretchman to hug. It is considered to be an original suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a stretchman was the item that was chosen.