Her Crazy Elf

Her Crazy Elf searched for a pint of beer that they would often put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a fairly different operation, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a pint of beer was the thing that was selected.

Her Crazy Elf wanted a crown that they would sometimes throw. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was awesome. Who would have imagined, a crown being the thing selected.

Her Crazy Elf wanted a set square to hug. One might find this to be a weird and wonderful thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have imagined, a set square is the item that was chosen.

Her Crazy Elf always kept a bottle of beer that they sometimes sleep with. One might say this is a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea is simply life. A bottle of beer would be the thing that was chosen.

Her Crazy Elf craved for a Harry Potter wand that they sometimes put down their trousers. It would have been an extraordinary exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was fun. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand was the chosen thing.

Her Crazy Elf owned a big sponge that they would occasionally break. This is certainly a fairly bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be sublime. Remarkably, a big sponge being the chosen item.