His Careful Elf

His Careful Elf needed a sack of potatoes to hug. It might be a bizarre exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. Bizarrely, a sack of potatoes being the chosen item.

His Careful Elf always carried a stretchman that they would sometimes play with. It is considered to be a fairly funny action, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

His Careful Elf always had with them a rubber chicken that they would try to nail to the wall. It would be a fairly surprising activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

His Careful Elf desperately searched for a rubber johnny that they would embrace. This could be considered a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Honestly, a rubber johnny being the item selected.

His Careful Elf looked for a pen that they would often put down their trousers. This seems a bizarre action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a pen having that done to it

His Careful Elf owned a painting of a melon that they would hug. This could be considered a peculiar activity, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, epic. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon was the chosen thing.