His Green Elf

His Green Elf had a can of Dr Pepper that they liked to try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be an unusual thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was wonderful. Bizarrely, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to choose.

His Green Elf carried a pint of cider to put on his head. It should have been a fairly exciting suggestion, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider being the thing opted for.

His Green Elf found a pen that they sometimes smash. It would have been a fairly weird activity, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Strangely, a pen was the chosen thing.

His Green Elf always carried a bottle of coke that they would put in the bath with him. One might consider this to be a surprising operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is sublime. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke would be the thing that was selected.

His Green Elf desperately looked for a pint of beer that they liked to smash. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful activity, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awesome. Bizarrely, a pint of beer being the thing selected.

His Green Elf found a mug that they liked to experiment on. It should be a fairly original thought, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, fun. Who would have thought, a mug was the chosen item.