His Lonely Elf

His Lonely Elf craved for a cucumber that they would often worship. It should be a weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a cucumber would be the thing that was chosen.

His Lonely Elf desperately wanted a set square to try to balance on their head. This could be considered a funny thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was magnificent. A set square would be the chosen thing.

His Lonely Elf found a bat that they would often experiment on. It might have been a weird thought, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be entertaining. Who would have thought, a bat of all things.

His Lonely Elf desperately needed a pint of cider to put in the bath with him. This is certainly a peculiar thought, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a pint of cider being the chosen thing.

His Lonely Elf owned a set of lego that they liked to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly curious thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a set of lego is the thing to choose.

His Lonely Elf owned a bag of flour that they would put in the bath with him. It might be an exciting exercise, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour was the item that was opted for.