The Depressed Elf

The Depressed Elf carried a bat that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It might be an unusual operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat of all things.

The Depressed Elf often carried a pen that they liked to cuddle. One might say this is an original proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a pen of all things.

The Depressed Elf desperately wanted a piece of paper that they would occasionally eat. One might find this to be a fairly funny idea, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be awesome. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.

The Depressed Elf desperately desired a CD player that they would worship. This is certainly an exciting action, to many, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was awesome. A CD player of all things.

The Depressed Elf desperately desired a mug that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a somewhat surprising proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, epic. You wouldnt have thought, a mug is the thing to opt for.

The Depressed Elf found a piece of paper that they would cuddle. This is certainly a fairly curious exercise, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.