Exceptional Elf

Exceptional Elf had a sword that they would put down their trousers. It would be a fairly bizarre undertaking, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was stunning. A sword was the thing that was opted for.

Exceptional Elf desperately craved for a stretchman that they would occasionally sleep with. It might have been a fairly funny exercise, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a stretchman is the thing to select.

Exceptional Elf always had with them a radiator that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided it was stunning. Bizarrely, a radiator was the thing that was chosen.

Exceptional Elf found a wig that they would cuddle. This seems a strange operation, to many, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be breathtaking. Who would have thought, a wig would be the item that was chosen.

Exceptional Elf found a mug to share. It was considered to be an unusual thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who assumed it was sublime. Strangely, a mug is the item to choose.

Exceptional Elf always kept a lava lamp that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly bizarre thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was epic. Strangely, a lava lamp is the thing to choose.