The Orange Elf

The Orange Elf desperately craved for a sack of potatoes to cuddle. It is considered to be a fairly odd proposal, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes being the thing selected.

The Orange Elf often carried a pint of cider that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a curious approach to life, to me, but not to the Elf, who feels that this idea was wonderful. Honestly, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Elf owned a pen that they would occasionally sit and look at. This seems a fairly new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a pen was the item that was chosen.

The Orange Elf craved for a wig that they sometimes sit and look at. This might appear to be a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was awesome. Remarkably, a wig was the item that was opted for.

The Orange Elf searched for a computer that they sometimes share. This might appear to be a fairly exciting activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a computer is the item to choose.

The Orange Elf desperately needed a cheese grater that they would often try to nail to the wall. It is a fairly unusual activity, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was miraculous. Strangely, a cheese grater was the item that was chosen.