Boring Elf

Boring Elf needed a bottle of beer that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be a bizarre proposal, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is out of this world. Strangely, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

Boring Elf always kept a computer that they would occasionally worship. This seems a curious suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was wonderful. A computer would be the thing that was chosen.

Boring Elf always carried a cup that they would sleep with. This seems to be a weird and wonderful activity, to many, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was fun. Remarkably, a cup was the thing that was opted for.

Boring Elf wanted a bag of flour that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a fairly extraordinary thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Who would have imagined, a bag of flour would be the chosen thing.

Boring Elf had a crown that they liked to play with. It is considered to be a new thought, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed it would be amazing. Remarkably, a crown was the thing that was chosen.

Boring Elf desperately craved for a helmet that they liked to put on his head. It should have been an original approach to life, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a helmet being the thing selected.