The Adorable Elf

The Adorable Elf desired a lava lamp that they liked to insert somewhere. It would have been a weird operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be the most awesome idea. Strangely, a lava lamp would be the item that was chosen.

The Adorable Elf desperately searched for a hat that they would occasionally share. This is certainly a new suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who had decided it would be wonderful. A hat would be the item chosen.

The Adorable Elf found a pencil sharpener that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a different activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Remarkably, a pencil sharpener was the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Elf found a pint of cider that they liked to embrace. This is certainly a fairly funny activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is entertaining. Who would have imagined, a pint of cider would be the thing that was selected.

The Adorable Elf owned a cheese grater that they sometimes put down their trousers. It is considered to be a fairly unusual thought, to you, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was wonderous. Strangely, a cheese grater would be the item chosen.

The Adorable Elf needed a rubber johnny that they sometimes put in the bath with him. It should be an astonishing thing to do, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny would be the item that was opted for.