My Stupid Elf

My Stupid Elf desperately desired a bottle of coke that they liked to put down their trousers. One might find this to be an unusual approach to life, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is entertaining. Strangely, a bottle of coke being the item selected.

My Stupid Elf often carried a set square to insert somewhere. It would have been a curious thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that the idea was breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to select.

My Stupid Elf desperately craved for a custard pie to embrace. It should have been a different proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a custard pie is the item to opt for.

My Stupid Elf owned a bottle of coke that they sometimes sit and look at. It is considered to be an odd thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, wonderful. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

My Stupid Elf always had with them a can of Tango that they would sleep with. It should have been a different thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Honestly, a can of Tango being the thing opted for.

My Stupid Elf desperately desired a sword that they would sometimes worship. One might find this to be a fairly new operation, to some, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword would be the item that was chosen.