His Silly Elf

His Silly Elf desperately wanted a set of lego that they would sleep with. This could be considered a somewhat surprising activity, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a set of lego was the thing that was selected.

His Silly Elf desperately desired a set of lego that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly astonishing approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderful. Strangely, a set of lego is the thing that was chosen.

His Silly Elf owned a set square that they would occasionally put down their trousers. It is a fairly odd thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a set square would be the thing that was chosen.

His Silly Elf craved for a magic 8 ball that they sometimes put down their trousers. It might be a fairly unusual action, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt it was wonderous. Bizarrely, a magic 8 ball would be the item that was selected.

His Silly Elf found a melon to insert somewhere. It might be a fairly weird and wonderful operation, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is fun. Strangely, a melon was the item that was selected.

His Silly Elf always carried a radiator that they liked to embrace. It might have been a fairly extraordinary idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be epic. Remarkably, a radiator is the item to opt for.