My Weary Elf

My Weary Elf desperately needed a helmet that they would embrace. This is certainly a fairly funny proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a helmet was the thing that was selected.

My Weary Elf wanted a ball that they would sometimes sleep with. This might appear to be a different undertaking, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a ball is the item to select.

My Weary Elf always kept a little monkey that they would occasionally worship. This seems to be a fairly unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be amazing. Remarkably, a little monkey is the item that was chosen.

My Weary Elf craved for a big sponge that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a big sponge is the thing to opt for.

My Weary Elf needed a bottle of wine that they would occasionally smash. This is certainly a fairly astonishing suggestion, to my children, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was breathtaking. Remarkably, a bottle of wine was the thing that was chosen.

My Weary Elf always had with them a computer that they would occasionally smash. It is considered to be an exciting proposal, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it was entertaining. Who would have imagined, a computer being the chosen item.