His Eccentric Elf

His Eccentric Elf always had with them a lava lamp that they would sometimes smash. It would be an odd action, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was stunning. Strangely, a lava lamp of all things.

His Eccentric Elf often carried a big sponge that they liked to insert somewhere. It is considered to be a weird and wonderful proposal, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was amazing. Who would have thought, a big sponge being the thing opted for.

His Eccentric Elf desperately needed a block of cheese that they sometimes sleep with. It would be a fairly strange exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is magnificent. Strangely, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

His Eccentric Elf desperately craved for a custard pie that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. It was considered to be a fairly weird activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was amazing. Honestly, a custard pie was the thing that was selected.

His Eccentric Elf desperately wanted a tomato that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a fairly original undertaking, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

His Eccentric Elf searched for a teapot that they would occasionally put on his head. It was an odd idea, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected it was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a teapot is the item to select.