His Special Elf

His Special Elf desperately wanted a little monkey to embrace. This is certainly a weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be simply life. Honestly, a little monkey is the item to select.

His Special Elf found a can of Dr Pepper that they would throw. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who felt it was entertaining. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper is the thing to select.

His Special Elf looked for a CD player that they would break. It is a funny thought, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought it would be wonderful. Strangely, a CD player is the item to opt for.

His Special Elf desired a cucumber that they would rub on his belly. This is certainly a fairly different exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is stunning. Who would have imagined, a cucumber is the thing to opt for.

His Special Elf craved for a cup that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It was a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Who would have imagined, a cup is the thing to select.

His Special Elf desired a lava lamp that they would occasionally annihilate One might say this is a fairly curious idea, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a lava lamp is the item to choose.