A Colourful Elf

A Colourful Elf owned a piece of paper that they would occasionally put in the bath with him. This could be considered a fairly exciting action, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was exciting. Strangely, a piece of paper would be the thing that was chosen.

A Colourful Elf desired a spade that they sometimes put on his head. It might have been a funny suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered it was magnificent. Strangely, a spade is the thing to opt for.

A Colourful Elf owned a rubber chicken that they would often annihilate It would have been an exciting undertaking, to some, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Bizarrely, a rubber chicken was the chosen thing.

A Colourful Elf always kept a bottle of wine that they liked to drop. This seems an unusual activity, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, awesome. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

A Colourful Elf always kept a teapot that they would often play with. It was an exciting exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is the most awesome idea. Bizarrely, a teapot is the thing to choose.

A Colourful Elf desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would occasionally try to nail to the wall. This is certainly an extraordinary thought, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who expected that it was in fact, stunning. Remarkably, a pint of beer would be the item that was chosen.