His Fat Elf

His Fat Elf often carried a painting of a melon that they would often cuddle. It might have been a fairly unusual thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who felt it was exciting. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Elf looked for a pencil sharpener that they would occasionally sleep with. This seems to be a weird approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who considered that this idea was exciting. You wouldnt have thought, a pencil sharpener was the chosen thing.

His Fat Elf owned a little monkey to experiment on. It would be an unusual thought, to most, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a little monkey is the thing that was chosen.

His Fat Elf wanted a can of Dr Pepper that they would often cuddle. It was a weird idea, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was out of this world. A can of Dr Pepper would be the thing that was opted for.

His Fat Elf had a helmet that they would worship. One might say this is a fairly strange action, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that this idea was exciting. Strangely, a helmet would be the item that was chosen.

His Fat Elf owned a sack of potatoes that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a surprising suggestion, to most, but not to the Elf, who considered it would be stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.