Her Foolish Elf

Her Foolish Elf desperately searched for a can of coke that they would hug. It should have been a fairly funny idea, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a can of coke being the thing opted for.

Her Foolish Elf desperately needed a bat that they sometimes watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would have been a new exercise, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea was fun. Who would have thought, a bat was the item that was selected.

Her Foolish Elf desperately desired a block of cheese that they sometimes rub on his belly. This seems to be an original idea, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be miraculous. Remarkably, a block of cheese is the thing to opt for.

Her Foolish Elf desperately searched for a toilet brush that they would sometimes demolish. It is considered to be an odd idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush is the thing to select.

Her Foolish Elf desperately wanted a little monkey to worship. It should have been a fairly curious approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a little monkey being the thing selected.

Her Foolish Elf had a sword that they sometimes sit and look at. This seems to be a fairly weird approach to life, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Who would have imagined, a sword was the item that was chosen.