A Handsome Elf

A Handsome Elf desperately looked for a teapot to insert somewhere. This could be considered a fairly bizarre operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was fun. Who would have imagined, a teapot was the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Elf searched for a painting of a melon to experiment on. It might be a fairly surprising suggestion, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that it was in fact, magnificent. Who would have thought, a painting of a melon would be the chosen thing.

A Handsome Elf carried a CD player that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It might be a new activity, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a CD player would be the thing that was selected.

A Handsome Elf had a bottle of beer to sit and look at. One might consider this to be a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was entertaining. Honestly, a bottle of beer is the thing that was chosen.

A Handsome Elf desperately searched for a lava lamp that they liked to hug. This is certainly a new suggestion, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is out of this world. Honestly, a lava lamp being the thing selected.

A Handsome Elf desperately craved for a can of Tango that they would watch for 10 minutes every morning. It would be a fairly odd idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who assumed that it was in fact, stunning. Who would have thought, a can of Tango would be the thing that was chosen.