The Boring Elf

The Boring Elf looked for a block of cheese that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems to be a different undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who feels it was magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese would be the item that was chosen.

The Boring Elf looked for a little monkey to watch for 10 minutes every morning. This seems a peculiar thing to do, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was simply life. A little monkey was the item that was opted for.

The Boring Elf desperately desired a hat that they would sometimes hug. It should have been an extraordinary proposal, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was the most awesome idea. Who would have imagined, a hat being the item selected.

The Boring Elf always kept a sword that they sometimes drop. It would have been a fairly strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was out of this world. You wouldnt have imagined, a sword is the item to choose.

The Boring Elf desperately searched for a sack of potatoes that they sometimes break. This seems to be a fairly peculiar idea, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have imagined, a sack of potatoes is the item to choose.

The Boring Elf searched for a set square that they sometimes try to balance on their head. One might find this to be an unusual operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a set square would be the item that was opted for.