The Foolish Elf

The Foolish Elf had a computer that they sometimes drop. It would be a fairly extraordinary thought, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a computer would be the thing that was opted for.

The Foolish Elf needed a big sponge that they would sometimes throw. This seems to be a different thing to do, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a big sponge would be the item chosen.

The Foolish Elf desired a bottle of wine that they would sometimes cuddle. It might have been a fairly odd approach to life, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea is exciting. Honestly, a bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

The Foolish Elf desired a chocolate bar that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a fairly bizarre activity, to my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have thought, a chocolate bar being the item selected.

The Foolish Elf always kept a lava lamp that they would play with. This might appear to be a weird exercise, to me and my parents, but not to the Elf, who feels that it was in fact, amazing. You wouldnt have imagined, a lava lamp of all things.

The Foolish Elf always had with them a tomato that they would often watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might say this is an astonishing exercise, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have imagined, a tomato is the item to choose.