His Little Elf

His Little Elf looked for a Harry Potter wand that they would occasionally eat. This seems a weird and wonderful operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was wonderous. Honestly, a Harry Potter wand would be the thing that was selected.

His Little Elf searched for a painting of a melon that they sometimes sleep with. It might be a new approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was wonderful. Who would have imagined, a painting of a melon of all things.

His Little Elf craved for a sponge that they would sometimes cuddle. It would be an odd operation, to me, but not to the Elf, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have imagined, a sponge is the item that was chosen.

His Little Elf craved for a cucumber that they sometimes share. It might be a fairly new action, to you, but not to the Elf, who thinks that it was in fact, awesome. Who would have thought, a cucumber would be the item that was chosen.

His Little Elf craved for a rubber chicken that they would break. One might say this is an original approach to life, to many, but not to the Elf, who feels it would be spectacular. Remarkably, a rubber chicken being the item selected.

His Little Elf always had with them a helmet that they liked to break. It might have been a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea is sublime. Who would have thought, a helmet would be the item that was opted for.