The Anxious Elf

The Anxious Elf always carried a big sponge that they would demolish. This seems to be an unusual thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was stunning. Who would have imagined, a big sponge being the item opted for.

The Anxious Elf looked for a teapot that they would sometimes sit and look at. It was considered to be a fairly new operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was awesome. Who would have thought, a teapot is the thing to opt for.

The Anxious Elf wanted a stapler that they would try to balance on their head. One might say this is a fairly astonishing exercise, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea is breathtaking. Remarkably, a stapler was the chosen item.

The Anxious Elf always carried a bottle of beer that they would sit and look at. It is an extraordinary idea, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected that this idea is spectacular. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was opted for.

The Anxious Elf found a rubber chicken that they would sometimes embrace. It would be a bizarre action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was epic. Honestly, a rubber chicken would be the thing that was opted for.

The Anxious Elf always carried a can of Tango that they liked to watch for 10 minutes every morning. One might consider this to be a fairly funny undertaking, to me, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion it was sublime. Honestly, a can of Tango is the thing that was chosen.