Grumpy Elf

Grumpy Elf owned a sword that they sometimes hug. It would be a fairly original undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who expected that the idea was awesome. Strangely, a sword was the chosen thing.

Grumpy Elf had a can of Tango that they would often break. One might find this to be a fairly funny operation, to my mum, but not to the Elf, who thinks it would be magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen item.

Grumpy Elf always kept a stapler that they would experiment on. It should have been a fairly odd thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderful. Honestly, a stapler being the thing selected.

Grumpy Elf searched for a toilet brush that they would often share. One might say this is an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a toilet brush was the item that was chosen.

Grumpy Elf had a can of Tango that they would often put down their trousers. This seems to be a fairly original proposal, to most, but not to the Elf, who felt it was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a can of Tango was the chosen thing.

Grumpy Elf craved for a pint of beer that they liked to hug. This seems a fairly peculiar suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. Who would have thought, a pint of beer being the thing selected.