His Exciting Elf

His Exciting Elf needed a teapot to insert somewhere. It was considered to be a fairly exciting action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that the idea was awe-inspring. A teapot being the thing opted for.

His Exciting Elf always kept a rubber chicken that they would try to nail to the wall. It might have been a fairly extraordinary action, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thought that the idea was stunning. Who would have imagined, a rubber chicken was the item that was opted for.

His Exciting Elf always carried a rubber johnny that they would often rub on his belly. It would be an unusual activity, to me and my children, but not to the Elf, who considered that the idea was magnificent. Remarkably, a rubber johnny being the thing selected.

His Exciting Elf often carried a dildo that they would sometimes cuddle. It should be an original activity, to you, but not to the Elf, who felt that it was in fact, wonderous. Honestly, a dildo is the thing that was chosen.

His Exciting Elf craved for a teapot that they would often sit and look at. It is a weird approach to life, to me and my husband, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a teapot being the thing opted for.

His Exciting Elf often carried a painting of a melon that they liked to annihilate It would have been a peculiar idea, to some, but not to the Elf, who feels it was wonderous. You wouldnt have imagined, a painting of a melon would be the item that was opted for.