Her Round Elf

Her Round Elf desperately craved for a melon that they would sometimes insert somewhere. It is a fairly bizarre undertaking, to you and me, but not to the Elf, who assumed that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have imagined, a melon is the thing to select.

Her Round Elf wanted a cucumber that they liked to put on his head. One might find this to be a fairly peculiar activity, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have thought, a cucumber being the item opted for.

Her Round Elf desperately craved for a piece of paper that they would sometimes worship. It was a fairly exciting thing to do, to me, but not to the Elf, who had decided that the idea was sublime. Strangely, a piece of paper is the thing to select.

Her Round Elf craved for a pint of cider that they liked to rub on his belly. It would have been a peculiar thing to do, to some, but not to the Elf, who had decided that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item to select.

Her Round Elf desperately needed a cucumber to sleep with. It might be a strange undertaking, to my grandpa, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a cucumber is the thing to choose.

Her Round Elf craved for a teapot that they would sit and look at. It might be a fairly surprising operation, to my dad, but not to the Elf, who thought that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Strangely, a teapot was the item that was opted for.