Blue Elf

Blue Elf carried a set square that they would sometimes eat. It was considered to be an astonishing thing to do, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea is breathtaking. You wouldnt have imagined, a set square is the thing to choose.

Blue Elf always carried a cheese grater that they would occasionally put down their trousers. This seems a fairly surprising exercise, to everybody you know, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, fun. Who would have imagined, a cheese grater is the item to choose.

Blue Elf desperately desired a toilet brush that they would worship. This might appear to be a fairly surprising idea, to me and my wife, but not to the Elf, who thought that this idea is stunning. Bizarrely, a toilet brush was the item that was opted for.

Blue Elf desperately wanted a wig that they would occasionally cuddle. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Elf, who thinks that this idea was miraculous. Who would have imagined, a wig would be the item that was selected.

Blue Elf desired a Harry Potter wand that they would try to nail to the wall. This seems to be a bizarre proposal, to many, but not to the Elf, who felt that this idea was magnificent. Bizarrely, a Harry Potter wand would be the item that was chosen.

Blue Elf always kept a block of cheese that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should be an unusual proposal, to some, but not to the Elf, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, the most awesome idea. Remarkably, a block of cheese would be the thing that was chosen.