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LOL! Let me rephrase that. Instead of "At age ten, it was half a lifetime ago you were in kindergarten," it should be when you were ten, five years was half of your lifetime. You were age five and in kindergarten half of a lifetime ago." By age 50, that was 95% of your 50 years ago. Eeep!!! I cannot find the right mathematical language for this. Where is @oswago??

Um, @owasco (our resident writer who's also good at math; how rare is that?)
Not oswago
Must need more coffee!!!!

Actually I was in Kindergarten at age 3 and 4. I was what they called 'an early student'.

We have no Kindergartens anylonger they are together with primary education. It is more like kids have to go now. Kindergarten was a free option.

Since kids become more stupid and cannot speak Dutch it is a must.
They also advice school for toddlers, which is not daily only 2 half days a week unless you are a kid of a foreigner. They are more stupid and should go more frequently (and still can not speak Dutch after spending 16 years of their lives about 8 hours at school). 🤐

My two youngest kids are clearly not stupid. Are foreigners too in the country where they started school new. They did not speak the language, did 2 classes a year (for 3 years long), we speak our own language at home, only watch films etc in English. September one will go to the next school and have German. They always been the best of their class.

🤔 perhaps they are not smart but the rest of the school is?

We wait for @oswago for the math formula 👍💕

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