A little below the stomach!! Oh crap that’s funny. Ok... back to reading. (looks like this is gonna be one one those decriminalized responses) <—_{I address that at the end of this lengthy response.}

Eh, heck of a reward you got going on here right outta the gates, congratulations man—k, I’ll be back.

Drowning in your own drool!! Lol—that’s funny. I’m actually elevating my foot right now so that pertains to me. Ok, I’ll be back.

Bathroom break—smooth moves, Splatts. Back to reading again.

A gif, too?! Man, you sure are earning a vote with this one. You know the drill..

Hey man, this is a pretty serious appreciation. Hooray for Columbia REI (it says that on the doors), way to lead by example. We’d have a lot of happy tax payers if more employers had appreciation days. That dessert table is impressive. I’ll be back (again).

Yeah, uhm.. I’m glad you’re not climbing anyone’s pole either, Splatts, and I’ll refrain from any below the stomach comments right now. 👍🏿

Back! Is that a Yoytota? You mean to tell me IBEW drives Yoytotas in Washington?! I’ll be back..

Ok, I’m done now. One of my favorite contenders of yours to date, @jlsplatts—the kitchen ain’t the same without you. Be safe, brother!

(I just scrolled this response... it’s frikkin long!) I got one more thing to add and I’m out—Happy food fight Friday my #tendollartuesday bailer outter—great contender. 👍🏿

_{Get it? A bug like one of these:}

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I just realized that first parenthesis says “decriminalized.” Definitely an autocorrect issue but I’m really not sure what I meant to say—looks like I was going for “sectionalized,” possibly? Maybe even “individualized” or “itemized” but decriminalized was never in the repertoire—smart stoopidth phone.