RE: FFF~ Dog Days, A Splatts Special ~ FFF

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dandays (67)in #fff • 6 years ago (edited)

Your contenders are always instant classics. Oh yeah, first things first, :applause: <— nice song choice.

But really, did that package (yeah, I said package) of hot dogs say “Natural?” The first part where I said “package,” as in, packaged anything should be a sign of unnatural, no? Hot dogs are.... ok, I give up, why does that package of minced bone cartilage say “natural?!” I’m so confused. 🤔

I actually used to get bacon wrapped hot dogs from the street vendors in LA when I’d be working indoor stations. I haven’t always been a weird eater, there’s actually a wOrd for it, the way I eat but, in my natural opinion, classifying peoples eating habits with a Webster’s definition isn’t natural either. How in the heck did this response get to where it’s at?! I had no idea we were gonna turn down Natural street. Speaking of natural, where’s the Natural Ice? 😉

Great contender my brother—beans, zucchini and fruit, see there’s always a way for all of us to eat at the same table. Piece o’ _{dairy free} cake! 👍🏿 Have a great weekend man.

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jlsplatts (68) 6 years ago

Dude Check this out. https://www.applegate.com/whatsinyourhotdog HAHAHAHA You will instantly start laughing I guarantee it!! Dude I knew I would get you and Puravida goin on this one. Hahahahaha

I catch a salmon, fillet it, vacuum seal it (package it), and put it in the freezer. Just because I packaged it does that make that fish unnatural? No, it’s still natural using only natural products. So to me just because it is in a package doesn’t take away the “Natural” label. But now the food industry has taken “Natural” and let’s just say they “broadened” the definition to fit the big players shoulders if you will. As far as the dogs go, just like the organic label on veggies, you trust that it is organic due to the label. Just like I trust that these are made from 100% beef. Not beef products. Due to the label. There is a huge difference between an Oscar Meyer turd and an actual all beef hotdog. Kind of like grocery store “organic” and home/farmers market organic. Am I going to eat these hotdogs everyday? No, maybe 3-4 times a year, but I do eat veggies and fruit everyday, right next to some meat that I bought from a local kid at the fair. Hehe. A fine blend of crap food and grade A healthy food is what keeps me regular. HAHAHAHA

Natural Ice... that is the high octane stuff there. This Naturdays is new, it’s a strawberry lemonade beer. Very refreshing and not really sweet. Plus $6 for a 6 pack of tall boys is right up my alley. Hahaha.

Dude I didn’t even proof read this one, I just let it fly... wait a minute. Food Fight... fly. Man I kill myself. Crap I gotta get things together to get out of here and hit the Water park and swim in a thousand random kids urine. YAY I’m going to try and make my rounds tonight... hopefully.

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dandays (67) 6 years ago (edited)

Touché on the packaging. Ain’t life great? You and I are equally diverse, brilliant, and stupid at the same time—straight across the board, we’re just checking boxes. Gotta hand it to that maker of ours. <—just got a smile out of him. 👍🏿

We gotta stay in touch, I’m curious if it’s maybe just an age thing. 5-6 years ago I loved a bowl of whipped cream cheese smothered in salsa with ranch doritos. Now... Nah. I can’t hang with dairy anymore man. Not only that, now I won’t buy salsa anymore because of the sugar. Danget—does that mean I’m getting old?! I’m getting old ain’t I? Know what’s really rewarding though? True story. Being able to say “I’m in the best shape of my life.”

But when it comes to weed, though, oh man!!! Lil’ Nas X says it best “can’t nobody tell me nothin.” It’s so frowned on here bro, they call weed “drugs.” Dude, frikkin drugs! You don’t smell it, nothing, I hit up two different cabbies—let’s just say I won’t be asking anyone else. No weed til we get to Spain—sucks. I’m on like week two without—torture! This is two responses in a row now that took off in a direction I wasn’t expecting. 🤔

Speaking of wasn’t expecting, these responses are post-size. Just kidding, I totally expected that.

It’s always a pleasure throwin ish around with you on Fridays, Splatts. Man, that car wreck dude you curated with the @splatz account was gangster.

edit Eh! You didn’t really link me to a page titled wiener cleaner did you?

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