RE: FFF~ Dog Days, A Splatts Special ~ FFF
Okay, number one: it’s awesome you’re drinking nauty light. I swear we lived off that in high school except it was usually warm and usually went down the hatch via beer bong. I know what you’re thinking, “high school?” Yep, I was kind of a hooligan 🤷🏼♀️
Number two: those zucchini halves only look delish. Seemed to have lost my invite friend 🧐
Number three: holy heart attack and anus eating glory, those hot dogs are something else. Literally, they are something else, usually anus, tendons, eye balls and bone cartilage. I suppose when smothered in cheese you’re less likely to taste the ass 🤷🏼♀️ Haha
No, really, I just read your post and then proceeded to describe to @dandays the last time I ate a hotdog. It was years ago when we were still eating meat. We were at a union cookout hanging out with our friend who was flipping burgers. Since neither of us ate beef and it was 1:30 in the afternoon and neither of us had eaten breakfast, the hotdogs looked like the best option. Yuck!!! I might as well snorted the yellow mustard on a bun because that’s all I could taste after attempting to smother the anus flavor away.
Good to see you @jlsplatts! Happy 4th to you and your family. I know I’m a little late, what can I say? We are on the other side of the pond 🤦🏼♀️ Tootles for now :)
DAHAHAHA I was beer bongin’ Ol’ English 40’s. Best bang for your buck. You beer bong 2 of those within 1/2 hour and you are getting into some trouble. Especially when you are only 16... Wait did I just say that? I mean 21 of course. 😉😉
Oscar Meyer does have a way with picking up the scraps to make a beef product dog don’t they. All pale, no flavor, a bunch of added junk to try and bring out some sort of beef flavor. I won’t eat any such dog. Shoot the dogs I get can actually go bad. Can you believe that?? A hotdog that can go bad, amazing!! Lol.
I knew these dog would get you going and you had a story to tell. Hahaha you should have used Chinese hot mustard. That will get the anus going. HAHAHAHA.
How goes things on the other side? A little cold perhaps? Hahaha we just barely hit 93 F yesterday, it’s July for the love of Pete!
Thanks for stopping by, I always enjoy your poopy comments. 😉😉
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It was about 70-75 today with a nice little breeze. We love the weather here. In fact, we love everything about here. The groceries are super cheap… who would’ve thought that? 🤷🏼♀️ We’ve since packed away our bathing suits and flip flops and have busted out our long sleeves. It’s a nice change.