A Ugly Fish

A Ugly Fish had a pint of cider that they would often experiment on. It might be a fairly curious exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea was amazing. Bizarrely, a pint of cider was the item that was chosen.

A Ugly Fish desperately craved for a mug that they would sleep with. It would have been an exciting thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who expected that the idea was fun. Remarkably, a mug being the thing selected.

A Ugly Fish found a stretchman to put down their trousers. One might say this is a fairly weird thought, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea was awe-inspring. Strangely, a stretchman of all things.

A Ugly Fish searched for a sack of potatoes that they would break. It was considered to be a weird and wonderful exercise, to many, but not to the Fish, who feels it was wonderous. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the item that was opted for.

A Ugly Fish searched for a mug to smash. It might have been a fairly weird idea, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea was exciting. Honestly, a mug was the thing that was selected.

A Ugly Fish always carried a pint of cider that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. It is a fairly peculiar thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who thought it would be awesome. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of cider being the thing selected.