Her Red Fish

Her Red Fish wanted a bat that they would occasionally worship. It was a weird and wonderful proposal, to you, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea is awesome. Remarkably, a bat is the thing that was chosen.

Her Red Fish always had with them a Harry Potter wand that they liked to try to nail to the wall. It was considered to be a weird approach to life, to my dad, but not to the Fish, who expected it would be entertaining. You wouldnt have thought, a Harry Potter wand is the item to opt for.

Her Red Fish searched for a pint of beer that they liked to smash. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful thing to do, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a pint of beer was the chosen item.

Her Red Fish found a stapler that they would occasionally cuddle. One might say this is an exciting proposal, to most, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was stunning. You wouldnt have imagined, a stapler being the chosen thing.

Her Red Fish desperately looked for a tomato that they would sometimes rub on his belly. It was a strange exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who had decided that it was in fact, simply life. Who would have thought, a tomato would be the chosen thing.

Her Red Fish found a pencil sharpener that they would often hug. This is certainly a somewhat surprising proposal, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea was simply life. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener being the thing opted for.