The Depressed Fish

The Depressed Fish found a bottle of coke that they sometimes smash. It is considered to be a strange activity, to many, but not to the Fish, who had decided that this idea is miraculous. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of coke was the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Fish always kept a teapot that they would put on his head. This seems to be a fairly peculiar thing to do, to my children, but not to the Fish, who feels that this idea is fun. Bizarrely, a teapot was the item that was selected.

The Depressed Fish desperately looked for a melon that they would occasionally embrace. It should have been a weird and wonderful proposal, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who assumed that this idea is amazing. Bizarrely, a melon is the thing that was chosen.

The Depressed Fish always kept a sack of potatoes to hug. It would have been a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who thinks that this idea is entertaining. Remarkably, a sack of potatoes would be the thing that was selected.

The Depressed Fish carried a bottle of coke that they would sometimes try to nail to the wall. This might appear to be a fairly unusual approach to life, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had decided that it was in fact, wonderous. A bottle of coke was the item that was chosen.

The Depressed Fish needed a stretchman that they would occasionally play with. One might say this is a new exercise, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who had decided that it was in fact, spectacular. Who would have thought, a stretchman having that done to it