His Funny Fish

His Funny Fish desperately wanted a pencil sharpener that they would sleep with. One might find this to be an original idea, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who feels it was miraculous. Bizarrely, a pencil sharpener is the item to choose.

His Funny Fish found a bottle of beer that they would occasionally embrace. It is a somewhat surprising thing to do, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who felt it was magnificent. Honestly, a bottle of beer was the thing that was selected.

His Funny Fish desperately searched for a cup that they sometimes insert somewhere. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to my mum, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was sublime. Honestly, a cup is the item to opt for.

His Funny Fish desperately craved for a pen that they would sometimes put in the bath with him. This might appear to be a fairly original proposal, to my grandpa, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that it was in fact, awe-inspring. Bizarrely, a pen would be the item that was selected.

His Funny Fish found a bottle of coke that they liked to put in the bath with him. This seems to be a surprising action, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who had come to the conclusion that the idea was wonderous. Remarkably, a bottle of coke was the chosen thing.

His Funny Fish always had with them a sack of potatoes to insert somewhere. It would have been a weird suggestion, to me, but not to the Fish, who assumed that it was in fact, magnificent. Strangely, a sack of potatoes is the thing to opt for.