The Bum Loving Fish

The Bum Loving Fish wanted a melon that they sometimes worship. It is a fairly weird and wonderful activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who felt it would be epic. Who would have thought, a melon would be the item that was chosen.

The Bum Loving Fish owned a rubber johnny that they would occasionally embrace. This might appear to be a different activity, to me and my parents, but not to the Fish, who thinks it would be out of this world. You wouldnt have thought, a rubber johnny being the thing opted for.

The Bum Loving Fish owned a set of lego to rub on his belly. This is certainly an unusual exercise, to me and my husband, but not to the Fish, who considered that this idea was simply life. Remarkably, a set of lego would be the item that was selected.

The Bum Loving Fish searched for a crown that they would put on his head. This is certainly a surprising activity, to some, but not to the Fish, who considered it would be breathtaking. Remarkably, a crown being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Fish desperately wanted a bat that they liked to experiment on. This might appear to be a curious suggestion, to everybody you know, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was amazing. A bat is the item to choose.

The Bum Loving Fish wanted a big sponge that they liked to break. It was a funny suggestion, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who feels that it was in fact, magnificent. Honestly, a big sponge is the thing to choose.