The Boring Fish

The Boring Fish found a spade that they would occasionally watch for 10 minutes every morning. It was a strange suggestion, to my neighbour, but not to the Fish, who assumed that the idea was epic. Remarkably, a spade would be the thing that was chosen.

The Boring Fish always had with them a mug that they would often worship. It should be an astonishing action, to you and me, but not to the Fish, who considered it would be magnificent. Who would have imagined, a mug would be the thing that was selected.

The Boring Fish desperately desired a bat that they would occasionally put on his head. It is considered to be a bizarre undertaking, to my grandma, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was fun. Strangely, a bat is the item to opt for.

The Boring Fish desired a crown that they liked to drop. It might be an original thing to do, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who considered that it was in fact, awe-inspring. You wouldnt have imagined, a crown is the item to choose.

The Boring Fish had a rubber chicken that they would often eat. It might have been a fairly different idea, to many, but not to the Fish, who feels it was epic. A rubber chicken is the item to opt for.

The Boring Fish desperately searched for a block of cheese that they would occasionally cuddle. It should have been a fairly strange activity, to you, but not to the Fish, who thinks it would be fun. You wouldnt have thought, a block of cheese was the item that was opted for.