My Boring Fish

My Boring Fish owned a custard pie that they would occasionally experiment on. It was a fairly exciting proposal, to me, but not to the Fish, who thinks it was spectacular. Honestly, a custard pie is the item that was chosen.

My Boring Fish always had with them a ball that they liked to throw. One might consider this to be a bizarre approach to life, to many, but not to the Fish, who thinks that the idea was wonderous. You wouldnt have thought, a ball would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Fish had a sack of potatoes that they would sometimes try to balance on their head. This is certainly an unusual activity, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who feels it would be awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a sack of potatoes was the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Fish searched for a bottle of beer that they would often sleep with. One might find this to be a fairly exciting operation, to me and my children, but not to the Fish, who expected it was epic. You wouldnt have thought, a bottle of beer would be the item that was chosen.

My Boring Fish often carried a bat that they would eat. It is considered to be a fairly surprising operation, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fish, who thinks it would be epic. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat would be the thing that was chosen.

My Boring Fish searched for a piece of paper that they sometimes put on his head. One might say this is a fairly weird and wonderful suggestion, to me and my wife, but not to the Fish, who felt that the idea was awe-inspring. Who would have thought, a piece of paper would be the item that was opted for.