The Anxious Fisherman

The Anxious Fisherman needed a pint of cider that they sometimes sleep with. It was a different thought, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that it was in fact, out of this world. Strangely, a pint of cider is the item that was chosen.

The Anxious Fisherman desperately needed a CD player that they would occasionally try to balance on their head. It might be a bizarre activity, to me and my wife, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion it was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a CD player being the thing selected.

The Anxious Fisherman looked for a stapler to sleep with. This seems a strange thought, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that the idea was the most awesome idea. A stapler was the chosen thing.

The Anxious Fisherman craved for a piece of paper to break. It is a strange action, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea is magnificent. You wouldnt have thought, a piece of paper is the item to select.

The Anxious Fisherman had a cucumber that they sometimes put on his head. It should have been an unusual idea, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that this idea is simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a cucumber being the chosen thing.

The Anxious Fisherman desperately looked for a bat that they would cuddle. It should have been a fairly bizarre proposal, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who assumed that the idea was fun. A bat would be the item chosen.