The Round Fisherman

The Round Fisherman desperately desired a sponge that they would sometimes hug. It would be a fairly peculiar approach to life, to me, my mum and my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that the idea was breathtaking. Who would have thought, a sponge was the item that was chosen.

The Round Fisherman often carried a bottle of wine that they would occasionally insert somewhere. It should have been a fairly weird activity, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it was breathtaking. Bizarrely, a bottle of wine would be the item that was selected.

The Round Fisherman wanted a tomato that they would sometimes sit and look at. It should have been a bizarre suggestion, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who thinks that the idea was out of this world. A tomato having that done to it

The Round Fisherman carried a ball that they liked to sleep with. One might consider this to be a fairly weird and wonderful thought, to my dad, but not to the Fisherman, who considered that this idea was awesome. Honestly, a ball would be the chosen thing.

The Round Fisherman craved for a can of coke that they liked to rub on his belly. It might be an exciting operation, to my neighbour, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that this idea was magnificent. Who would have thought, a can of coke is the thing to opt for.

The Round Fisherman desperately needed a hat to sit and look at. This might appear to be a funny approach to life, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, exciting. Honestly, a hat would be the item chosen.