My Grumpy Fisherman

My Grumpy Fisherman desperately looked for a sword that they would occasionally demolish. One might find this to be a fairly weird and wonderful undertaking, to my mum, but not to the Fisherman, who feels that it was in fact, exciting. Bizarrely, a sword is the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Fisherman searched for a stretchman that they would put on his head. It is considered to be an odd proposal, to everybody you know, but not to the Fisherman, who feels it would be wonderous. Strangely, a stretchman was the item that was opted for.

My Grumpy Fisherman wanted a wig that they would eat. It is an extraordinary suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that the idea was fun. You wouldnt have thought, a wig would be the thing that was opted for.

My Grumpy Fisherman always kept a bottle of wine that they sometimes try to nail to the wall. One might find this to be a different thought, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was sublime. A bottle of wine is the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Fisherman found a bat that they would occasionally throw. This could be considered a peculiar suggestion, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who thought that the idea was simply life. You wouldnt have imagined, a bat was the item that was chosen.

My Grumpy Fisherman desperately searched for a pint of cider to hug. One might find this to be a fairly extraordinary activity, to my children, but not to the Fisherman, who had come to the conclusion that this idea was stunning. You wouldnt have thought, a pint of cider was the chosen item.