The Bum Loving Fisherman

The Bum Loving Fisherman desperately craved for a pint of beer that they would break. It should have been a fairly astonishing operation, to some, but not to the Fisherman, who had decided that this idea was sublime. Who would have imagined, a pint of beer was the item that was opted for.

The Bum Loving Fisherman had a toilet brush that they sometimes cuddle. This seems to be a fairly original operation, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was amazing. Who would have imagined, a toilet brush was the thing that was selected.

The Bum Loving Fisherman desired a chocolate bar that they would often put in the bath with him. This seems a fairly original thought, to many, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that the idea was amazing. Strangely, a chocolate bar was the chosen item.

The Bum Loving Fisherman carried a sword that they liked to eat. It might be a different operation, to you and me, but not to the Fisherman, who felt that this idea is amazing. Remarkably, a sword of all things.

The Bum Loving Fisherman desperately craved for a can of Dr Pepper that they would sometimes sleep with. This could be considered a bizarre activity, to my grandma, but not to the Fisherman, who felt it would be wonderful. Remarkably, a can of Dr Pepper being the thing selected.

The Bum Loving Fisherman searched for a can of Tango to watch for 10 minutes every morning. It is a fairly original suggestion, to me and my parents, but not to the Fisherman, who expected that it was in fact, epic. Honestly, a can of Tango is the item that was chosen.