Haha… 1. This was very entertaining to read and 2. I am intrigued. Thank you for steering me away from the satans asshole flavor because I probably would have grabbed it. I’m a bartender who also adheres to a plant based diet and after 5-6hrs of a shift can become quite hangry and an all around gremlin so will check these soylents out. As always, your posts light up my face. Thanks for sharing @alexbeyman