I was thinking about you over the weekend. I always love your wierd descriptions of drinks. I was at this pizza place in Chicago called Roots Pizza with a couple friends. Another friend of ours bartends there. I don't know why but I ordered a bloody mary instead of a beer and it wasn't very good. My gf and her friend who happens to be better friends with the bartender told me to drink my drink so she wasn't offended.

I kept leaning over to my girlfriend and whispering things like this tastes like blood plasma and marinara sauce blended with a bushel of ghost pepers and has the texture of period blood, and just really wierd descriptions of how much I hated this drink. Then she made us a couple rounds of shots on the house, they weren't that bad but I was jokingly saying this tasts like cat urine and fennel.

Always love your descriptions for these odd drinks. I was actually at whole foods the other day and saw a whole cooler full of these wierd drinks and was tempted to grab a couple to try