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Yep, those are real glasses,😎
That's actually a fully functional phone from 90s+ power bank

So you're going to carry that huge phone around?

Exactly!
When I was young, people in russia were dressing like this

doing these things

and using these phones

So, it's like going back in time to the roots =)

Don't they still dress like that and do those things?? Literally all that's changed are the phones. :D

I'm an old fart and don't wanna change even the phone :D
I still dress like that if I want to get stopped by the police just after I leave my house :D

Actually, half a year ago our Mr. President Dick increased funding of the police to 600% and they're everywhere now. That's annoying. Why would he be so scared of his own nation? =)
But again, picture #2 answers, why :D

Really? They seem to have increased the police in my area too, but I live a little too close to Compton for my liking...

Google shows that Compton isn't the safest place on this planet =)