Baked dog fighting...
Step 1...
Get baked.
Step 2....
Harass doggo until he sounds ferocious.
Step 3...
Wait for the public to walk past me and dog....
Step 4... Await fear and concern form bystanders as doggo's snarls and body weight presses in
Step 5...
Doggo starts licking and snuggles up with the victim...
Dogs with big, square heads and large ears (like the Saint Bernard) are the best at hearing subsonic sounds.